Department of Homeland Film Studio Copyright Security

I'm probably not going to make a habit out of agreeing with conservative blogger John Cole with any regularity, but when he's right, he's right. Cole first identifies the most startling paragraph in a c/net news story:

Agents shut down a popular Web site that allegedly had been distributing copyrighted music and movies, including versions of "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith." Homeland Security agents from several divisions served search warrants on 10 people around the country suspected of being involved with the Elite Torrents site, and took over the group's main server.

Cole then helpfully provides the DHS Mission Statement:

We will lead the unified national effort to secure America. We will prevent and deter terrorist attacks and protect against and respond to threats and hazards to the nation. We will ensure safe and secure borders, welcome lawful immigrants and visitors, and promote the free-flow of commerce.

Cole points out that, even if we treat the last clause as high priority, securing and examining shipping containers ought to be in line waaaaaaay, waaaaaaaay ahead of tracking down the lightsaber-toting geekasaurs who couldn't wait for the midnight opening at the local googleplex.

And, of course, most of us would prefer that the DHS focused its energies as follows:

1) Prevent and deter terrorist attacks and protect against and respond to threats and hazards to the nation:

98.7%

2) Welcome lawful immigrants and visitors:

1.3%

3) Promote the free-flow of commerce:

We'll take a pass on this one guys. The Bush Administration has this one covered. Really. Go inspect a container ship. No seriously. Go. Now. GO!