I've Found the Culprit!

I've identified the person responsible for the low volume of posts recently. C'est moi. Apparently (the investigation was not definitive on ths point) I spiraled into a deep depression after recognizing that "The Litella" would not become the latest meme to spread like wildfire throughout the blogosphere. It's time to face facts. I may never catch up to Mahir Cagri. Heartsick at my failure to enhance the lexicon of bloggers at large, I experienced what I now to refer to my "lost weeks" obsessively clicking "refresh" on the Drudge Report, in the forlorn hope that his spinning siren icon would signal the indictment of well, most of the present administration. This is not recommended, by the way.